Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.

Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"

Dryleens

Noun. The dry substance which forms in between one’s toes after coitus.

Chad: “Mannn I’m gonna have to break up with her.”
Ryan: “Why?”
Chad: “Every time she stays the night, she leaves her dryleens all over my bathroom!”

Booger Dome

A hemispherical bowl in which individuals (mostly female) hide their biological gold and dirt pickings. It can be commonly found underneath their beds or in their closets.

Chad: "Hey Tim, I heard you broke up with Paula. What happened?"
Tim: "Yeah man, I was over at her apartment when I found a booger dome under her bed. It was a total turn-off."