Apathy

A sterility caused by life's proverbial kicks in the groin.

Q: (Insert any question here)
A: Who cares?!

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Liberalism

An ideology based on beliefs of economic and personal freedom, and the fact that social inequalities are a part of nature. (Also libertarianism to the American readers.)

A definition later to be distorted by Americans, who mainly associate "liberalism" with being left-wing on the political scale, disregarding the original and correct sense of the word.

Each man is the architect of his own fortune.

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Mehlhaff

A giant floppy pussy of epic proportions

I started to go down on her, but she had a mehlhaff.... gross.

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savusa

Slang term for a micro-penis.

Girl 1: Alex asked me out!
Girl 2: Pfft... he has a Savusa...
Girl 1: ugh... swerve!

big eyes

Used to describe a mentally handicapped person. Particularly, one with down syndrome. Noted to the extremely large eyes and droopy face that tend to accommodate down syndrome. Another politically correct term to describe the mentally handicapped.

That child has big eyes.
Honey, don't be a big eyes.

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