Slutsified

To be transformed, through a singular act of epic sexual proportions, into a total hoebag.

Dude1: Did you hear what that chick did at that party?
Dude2: No.
Dude1: She took it in both ends while giving a third guy a rimjob and jerking off a fourth.
Dude2: Dude, Slutsified.

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Strawberry Milkshake

A sex practice in which a lactating woman mixes her milk with the blood of her period to make a delicious beverage. This recipe makes 1-3 servings.

My girlfriend made me a strawberry milkshake last night. Man do I love her cooking!

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