Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

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