Full Montreal

When a chick either wants to break up or has a crush on you but don't want to do anything about it so decides to be an annoying bitch and runs her own mind games.

Friend: "Bro, I think your GF wants to break up with you"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"

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Blazer Tag

Getting High and playing laser tag.

Bro 1: My lil bro is having a laser tag party - boring af
Bro 2: Not if were playing blazer tag ;)
Bro 1: You're know a guest of honor

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Big Leaguing

In attempt to look cool one big leagues by intentionally beginning to present themselves as a much greater player than they really are, eventually earning them player status.

Bro 1: Yo, you look really cool in this Facebook picture with three chicks. All the girls think your a player now.

Bro 2: I hired three hookers to take that photo with me. Don't tell anyone, I'm big leaguing.

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