Avocado

A person/group of people you want to avoid at all costs. Avocados are basically the people on your hitlist, normally accumulated over the course of four years at Mount St. Mary's University and eventually smashed into a delicious guacamole pulp.

Common characteristics of avocados are:

1) shitfaced manwhores who act like they're the shit, yet somehow manage to never get laid
2) grenades who are obsessed with their own flat flabby asses

3) Fat ass dudes who have girlfriends yet screw around with drunk college girls on the weekend, then brag about it to everyone on campus

4) no boobs, no butt, pudgy-ass belly, creepy bisexual/serial killer/zombie girls who try to get in threesomes with girls with big tits

5) Dumbass juiceheads who check out their muscles in the mirror in the weightlifting room, masturbate to pictures of themselves, show up to class high off their asses yet expect to become dentists after flunking introductory biology
6) shit-dicked jerks who brag about being heavyweights yet choke on two shots of jack and think a couple of college girls will blow them for free because their firefighters
7) psycho females who invite themselves places, demand gas money for dragging you on pointless road trips only THEY gave a shit about going to, get drunk on church wine and overall act childish in public

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