Oppo Taco

A male gay orgy. Usually consists of 13-37 men. All sitting in a circle and pegging each other. Usually takes place at Democrat National Convention.

“Bro are you going to this years oppo taco”
“Nah dude I’m a straight Republican.”

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Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan

“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
“Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”

dylan

Sex icon. Best known for smooth talking women. Sometimes identifies as Mexican.

“Bro you’re a total Dylan.”
“Thanks man. Wanna go get Mexican?”

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Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

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nick solak

A man’s man. Greatest baseball player of all time. The GOAT

Hey bro, is that Nick Solak?
You mean the greatest of all time? Yes