cartel carpet

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

Open the gates

When a women open her legs. Opening the gates means to spread a woman's legs open for sex

"I totally opened Ahri's gates last night!"
Damn I'm going to try to open the gates on Sarah today!"

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