Railroading

A railroading is when you seek up on someone in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of them.

To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.

Hey man, are you okay? You look pale.

Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.

Slaw

Someone who gets off to business.

You were MASTURBATING in a Board Meeting! You’re such a SLAW!

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doghouse

What do you do with a bad dog? You make them sleep outside in the small, cold, doghouse.

Putting someone in the "doghouse" is to shame, humiliate, and cut them off from everything and everyone else. The same way a dog is cut off from everything when they're forced outside, and have nowhere left to sleep but their dog house.

Yes I lied! It was a sin, I've committed many sins! Have I displeased you, you feckless thug?! 3.8 million new jobs. That wasn't good? Bail out Mexico?! Increase foreign trade?! Thirty million acres of new land for conservation! Put Mendoza on the bench! Raised three children!!

That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?!

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