Doraemon

A Japanese character, defined as a blue cat from the future trying to help its owner's great great grandfather: Nobi Nobita

-Hey dude, do you know that blue cat from Japan?
-Doraemon?
-Yeah

Your dad went to get some milk

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.

-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...

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Batman

A superhero that is in most of the DC comics. His real name is Bruce Wayne. He is super rich

Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...