Poopturbation

1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.

2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)

1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.

2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”

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N-word scissor hands

I'm really just trying out a few names for my landscaping business..... what do you think?

Hmm, the bushes in the front yard look scraggly, call that N-word scissor hands!

No hope

There just isn't, prepare to go into the ground, and never return. Obsoletion is absolute.

No hope, in a rational mind. Everything is folly.

Mick

Me. I’m mick. The very embodiment, and it’s me name.

Hey Mickey, ya mick Irish cunt.