Poopturbation

1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.

2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)

1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.

2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”

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poopturbation

act of masturbating while taking a poop. Attempting to climax while poop is dropping is the goal.

I was bored at work so I went for a poopturbation.

caught bob poopturbating again in the bathroom.

I can't masturbate anymore, I can only poopturbate in public to get off

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