submitting to the Dierks Side

When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.

Dude, Craig was real drunk last night. I think he was submitting to the Dierks Side.

Smartucate

V. the act of expanding your knowledge base through higher learning, especially if you're a redneck, hillbilly, or similar. Usually smartucation takes place at a Colliversity.

I went to colliversity to get smartucated