Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

cod pouch

When a man's testicles give off a fishy odor

"Dude you have a serious case of cod pouch"

"Sorry! I haven't showered in a while!"