iPod Jacked

When a passenger disconnects the driver's iPod from the car stereo to put their own in.

Me: Dude, I was listening to King Crimson last night and I got iPod jacked.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.

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Order 66

To pwn somebody who's seen Star Wars Episode III.

Dinks: Who locked me out?!
Me: Dude you got Order 66'd.

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Bate

To be beaten in a video game.

<Blue Team Wins!>
"I bate you."

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Have a day

1. Sophisticated equivalent to "Doh!"
2. A neutral way of greeting someone.

"Wow, you got an F on that test man."
"Have a day."

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Pass-Over

Not to be confused with Passover, the Jewish holiday, this is when you sleep-over a friends house and rather than actually falling asleep, you pass out.

"Hey man, you wanna have a pass-over."
"Hells yes!"

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Meatstick

A general term for idiot.

<somebody does something stupid>
"What a meatstick."

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Booze Cruise

Any form of watercraft.

"Swan, we gotta hit up that booze cruise to take back the island."

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