dick boogers

Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.

"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."

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mazifulous

Adj. Combination of Amazing, Wonderful, and Fabulous. Used to describe something fucking GREAT.

"This puss is mazifulous."

Strumen'

Verb. Any sexual act involving an instrument.

Male:

"Ever since I found that sweet clarinet outside my shed, I can't stop strumen' it with my cack!"

Female:

"Tonight I'm going to light some candles, play some soft music, and spend the night strumen' with my harmonica."

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