niggaportation

The unique ability to teleport at will between Detroit and any native african village.

generic redneck dude: "Cletus, did you see that nigger vanish just now?! i think he's got niggaportation abilities!"

4👍 2👎

Nigger

Noun- one who nigs.

Fred: did you see the nigger down on main?
Tom: yeah, he sure was a-niggin'!"

4👍 1👎

Fast Food Sex

one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.

babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!

5👍 1👎

down there hair

pubic hair. it's the hair that's "down there"

I was having sex with shirly and she pulled my down there hair so I slapped her titty

2👍 1👎

The Old Zazzoo

a way of saying stealing or shoplifting.

i saw a watch i wanted, but it was $800 so i just gave it the old zazzoo

1👍 1👎

bish

Something douchebags say in place of the word bitch. It is either used because they are too pussy to actually say bitch, or because they think they are cool.

Just stop saying bish. you sound like a fucking loser.

12👍 19👎

off with his dick

The penile equivalent to off with his head. It's what someone says, especially royalty, to order someone's dick to be chopped off.

the king caught one of his knights fucking the queen. As soon as he saw this he shouted "OFF WITH HIS DICK!"

5👍 2👎