Butt wisdom

Noun.

Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.

Man one: don't do it. Trust me it's a bad purchase!
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.

Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.

birtherversary

1. The anniversary of the day which you were born.

2. a commemorative event celebrating the lifelong union between you and life.

"OMG! that's such a big diamond! whens the wedding?!?!"

"Oh, I'm not getting married, this was for my 25th birtherversary."