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A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.
âHaha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.â
âYouâve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? â
âCan you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!â
That rare and magical occurrence whereupon Memorial Day comes as early as possibly (May 25th), while Labor Day falls as late as possibly (September 7th), literally giving us the maximum amount of summertime!
Maximum Summer allows ample time for one to take advantage of long days filled with adventure, ice cream, and the pursuit of awesome.
Bill: How are we ever going to break our waterslide record from last year?!
Ted: We've got all the time in the world, dude, it's Maximum Summer!
Bill: High-five!
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