Geometry

A class thats useful IF you plan on going into architecture, construction, or Civil Engineering. Apart from that, its not really applicable. Just let me move right on to Algebra 2 instead of wasting my sophomore year Texas Education Agency!

Ted: Wow Mr. Wells is such a great teacher! I love Geometry!
Me: Well thats great for you, now let me sleep during his lecture.

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IQ Speak

when somebody uses big words to over complicate what they are saying and make themselves sound smarter. Common in intelligent and stupid people alike.

Robert (Normal Speak): My job is getting pretty tough bro.
Robert (IQ Speak): My occupation is progressing into a most challenging state, my keen fellow

Republican

A political party that falls on the right in the spectrum. Tends to believe in Lassiez Faire economics, otherwise know as Capitalism, and some restrictions of personal choice. While i dont completely agree with their ideology, i consider myself a republican because i cant come to support the vast majority of democrats today.
Some Examples of republican ideals i agree with:
War is sometimes nesscesary.
You should Earn your own money.
There should be a flat tax rate.
Illegal immigration should be stopped.
The Death Penalty.
Freedom of speech, Responsible for the Liberal Media (MSNBC, EvilGOPbastards.com, Democratic Underground)
and the conservative media (FOX News, Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh)

A Republican Is a Republican.
A Democrat Is a Democrat.

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Math

Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.

Math....Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus

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TV Dinners

Basically what i live off of. Actually not too bad if you get the right brands. Also a good song.

TV dinners. Providing Americans with yet another way to stuff themselves in front of the TV since the 1950's

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Family Guy

A genuinly funny show in its early years. Still funny, but as it has grown in popularity, its quality as steadily declined, just like other shows (The Simpsons, Roseanne)
My problem is, FOX is cancelling the real greatest show of all time, King Of The Hill, to make room for a spinoff for Family Guy.

Lets watch family guy!

Ok!

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Texan

Somebody BORN in texas. Im sorry but you have to be born here to call yourself a texan.

Me: Im a Texan.
Guy: So am I.
Me: What part you from?
Guy: Ohio.
Me: Your not a Texan.

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