Catastrofuck

n. A cross between a clusterfuck and a catastrophe. When everything goes wrong at once

They stole my car which had all my money and my dog in it then ran over my momma while stealing it. That day was such a Catastrofuck

Gooify

V.

To turn into a goo or paste

She cooked the onions until they began to gooify

Rescobify

n. Place a new Scoby in an old jar

She had to clean out the kombucha container so she could rescobify it

Nibshittingness

n. The act or state of being a nibshit or a nosy person

Tia ended up moving because of her nosy neighbor’s nibshittingness

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Pointhandy

Adj.

Blame-shifting; incapable of accepting one’s responsibility and tending to blame one’s problems on others.

She always thought others were the cause of all her problems. She was so damn pointhandy!