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A man who doesn't take care of his woman's needs in the bedroom, but still acts like he's better than her by means of putting her down, thinking he is awesome at everything, and/or having an inflated ego.
Of course I went over there and took care of business....you KNOW she's married to that Douchefag.
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1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.
I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.
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A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck
You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!
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The condition of being irrational, illogical, and/or nonsensical due to romantic interactions or feelings with one's partner.
It's amazing to me that after being together over a year we are still completely romanitarded for each other