Crackle tune

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.

The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.

This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.

Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.