Ratty Tash

To stick ones finger up an arse, either your own or someone elses, and to then smear this finger and its contents under the nose of the victim. This gives them a moustache of shit - or a ratty tash.

Victims can be lulled into the act by asking them "What does this smell like to you?"

When Sweetman was younger he gave his entire family a ratty tash on Christmas Day - the mucky bugger - using the old "What does this smell like to you?"

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scrape

A nasty vulgar euphemism (almost onomatopoeia) for abortion.

He said he'd marry her if she got rid of the sprog. So she had a scrape and he dumped her.

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blips

Ball Lips - Labia (beef curtains/lady's downstairs lips) that are made from the remains of the scrotal sack after a gentleman decides to undergo the op and become a lady.

Go on Lewis show us yah blips.

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