Nipple ring

The funnest way to say your borning

You didn’t add bacon to your pizza!? Nipple ring!

Wee gosle

Small amount of something

Just give the fish a wee gosle of food

Turgle

Big toe

Aww man I stubbed my Turgle it hurts

Madic

A hard farmer that looks stronger than she/he looks.

Bob: “wow”
Sarah: “what”
Bob: “I didn’t know you were strong enough to lift that”
Sarah: “well to be a farmer you need to be a madic”

Marm

An abbreviation for your arm to save time talking

“Ouch!!!”
“What”
“I hit marm!”

Catastrophe

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”