Cat

A large, feathered beast sporting 12 appendages from its forehead with a large leg splitting infinitely out for it to grip and climb. It has the ability to infest your dreams and thoughts with its spawn and can slowly degrade your sanity until it deems you weak enough to kill.

I petted a cat.

Tyler

Tyler. The kid who everyone liked and grew up just enough to make decisions but that are terrible. But still gets away with adulting because it’s Tyler and he has a fan group and makes good barist latte art and drives an old BMW that has sticky interior passenger side door handles because the sun has melted it. And he smokes a ton of pot but everyone’s parents love love him no matter what he does. Fucking Tyler.

Oh look, it's Tyler.