San

A theoretical singular form of "sans." Since sans is always plural, we can only speculate about the existence of a san.

Scientist 1: "Professor, I think I just created a san!"
Scientist 2: "That's nonsense. A singular san doesnt exist. You would be having a bad time if you created a san."

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Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

Jerkin' the Ween

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?