gvegas

Also known as Greenville--an utterly boring city in the piedmont of South Carolina that is a mixture of uber-rich CEOs and rednecks. Gvegas is surrounded on all sides by towns in which everyone is related, thus making it one of the only quasi-civilized places in north-western South Carolina.

Gvegas is most definately not a fun place to be.

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feasel

to kiss repeatedly in a passionate fashion

jane and henry were feaseling in front of my locker, so i was forced to spray tehm with a water hose.

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Dollar

The dollar is the currency used most famously by the filthy Americans, but is used by other nations. If your ever given an American dollar go into a public place and burn it where everyone can see.

"Dude I bet you $15!"
"$15? Go back to America idiot"

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rough

English slang, ugly.

Person 1: What do you think of her?
Person 2: She's rough as fuck!

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lesbianic

to act in a lesbian-like manor even if the person in question is not in fact a lesbian, or even female

i thought it was very lesbianis the way sara straddled me and said "who's your daddy?" while hitting me with a riding crop

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Roofed

Roofing, or, 'to roof' is to throw an object onto the roof of a building, usually to get rid of it but at the same time put it somewhere everyone can see it, people also throw other people's stuff onto a roof to get at them, you can also throw a ball onto a sloped roof and try to catch it as it comes back down.
Legend has it this was first done onto the roof of a Tech block facing a school field.

"What am I going to do with this?"
"Roof it."

"Hey *someone* just roofed *something*"

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Beer Blindfold

When the effects of alcohol far exceed that of the standard beer goggles. Usually the 10 to 15 minutes before you pass out when you'll shamelessly hit on anything.

Get away from me you ugly hag... I'm wearing beer goggles, not a beer blindfold.

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