Morning cheese

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese

I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese

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Fazed

Past tense of phase (only use this if you are rad)

Garret said he heard somebody in ancient Egypt fazed through their chair and there is an astronomically low chance that it will happen again

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