Pootronium

Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.

Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.

It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.

Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"

Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."

Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."

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Pootron Bomb

A "silent, but deadly" fart that is so heinous, it clears an entire room of people in mere moments. Worse, it lingers far longer than a run-of-the-mill SBD, preventing occupation of said afflicted room for several minutes. It's ability to empty an area of all living things is legendary - and feared.

The likelihood of dropping such a lethal package is greatly increased by ingesting copious amounts of oats and/or beans - especially when also taking NyQuil.

The flatulence equivalent of a Neutron Bomb. Also known as the DefCon 4 of SBDs.

Felix: Dude, why did everyone run screaming out of the gameroom? Could it have something to do with the fact the gameroom now smells like a dirty diaper?

Chester: Yeah, that fat slob Bosco dropped a brutal fizzart! That was ten minutes ago, and it still smells like ass in there.

Felix: Damn, that's a fucking Pootron Bomb!

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Stowaway

Noun - The bit of toilet paper left in the crack of a woman's ass. It normally rides undetected until discovered by the woman's lover. Said lover then must decide to do one of three things:

1. Clandestinely pluck it out and act like it was never there, then try to shake off the disturbing visual without losing his erection.

2. Do nothing but stare at it like a beacon while simultaneously supressing the urge to laugh and/or cry.

3. Pull out immediately, hands to the heavens, lamenting "Game over man! Game over!"

Hugh: "So how did it go with Bree last night? You hit that or what?"

Jasper: "Oh MAN! She had a stowaway. When I saw that I lost my hard-on faster than your Mom hits her knees."

Hugh: "TIMMMBBERRRR!!!"

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