MD/PhDouche

A student working on both an MD and a PhD.

Person A: "The master's and PhD students are cool, but everyone at this school getting an MD is an arrogant shitbag."

Person B: "What about that guy?"

Person A: "Oh, he's an MD/PhDouche."

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gay to meet you

Knowing that someone is gay the moment you meet them.

I thought there was something interesting about him when I saw him across the room, and as soon as I shook his hand I was like, gay to meet you!

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D.I.P.

Acronym for "Do In a Pinch". A person who is not outright attractive, but with whom someone would nevertheless engage sexually.

Person A: Whoa, that guy is hot!

Person B: Ehh...he's not that hot but he's definitely a D.I.P.

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