Sydney

A Sydney is a extremely kind, all around cunning, caring person. She tries to help out as many people as she possibly can, and despite her incredibleness, people for some reason don’t like to be around her. Only the people who really understand who she really is on the inside will get to know her, and you should be extremely grateful if you are able to. She has passions in arts and crafts and enjoys music. If you are dating a Sydney, she is definitely one to keep. She’ll turn the worst days into the brightest ones of your life, and will never leave you no matter what you do. If you are lucky enough to date a Sydney, you’ll definitely want to keep her. Be kind to her, treat her with the respect and kindness that she deserves that others don’t. She’s more adorable than a litter of puppies, and the best person to have ever walked this Earth. Her body is hot as hell, curves smoother than that one picture of the Barny statue. Seems edgy, but is actually one of the least edgy people you will ever meet, and this can only be found out by getting to know her. Overall an incredibly luminous person!

“Hey, who’s that really cute and nice girl over there? She really seems like a Sydney!”

“I’ll go ask her her name!”

“Yep, she’s a Sydney!”

Caledeers

A group of people who like to steal your shit. Not like objects. Actual shit. A Caledeer will also create weapons out of thin fucking air and accidentally shoot their feet with them. They complain about how they don't pay taxes, and hate it when you record them doing nothing for a long period of time.

FUCK!!! THE CALEDEERS ARE COMING!! HIDE YOUR SHIT!!