stivenism

A religion defined by the Stiven. Stivenism is the religion forming the Stivenistic Theocracy. In this system Disneyland is a haven for racist and sexist ideals and Stiven rules all. The answer to everything is Geography and the nation anthem is "Lord of Blackwood is Nice to Children" All hail the lord of Blackwood.

AP World Student 1: "The answer isn't 1492!! The answer is geography"

AP World Student 2: "Where'd you get that from?"

AP World Student 1: "Stivenism. All hail Stiven."