Chlerpes

A mix between Chlamydia and Herpes. Someone has Chlerpes when they have both Chlamydia and Herpes, it is not an actual disease.

I hope I don't get chlerpes from that chick I screwed last night.

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Skeet Turban

Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.

Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?

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