Trojan horse

When a poo disguises itself as a fart

oh shit i just had a trojan horse

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Snarfel

Snarfel is a random word some random guy made, it means to cut off peoples weenus and stuff them up their ass, only to grab the tongue of the victim and pull it out, then you must take a sickle and cut their body from crotch to head. the body must stuck together with rice and put on a pole for the dark lords to feast upon.

David "Snarfel"
Laurel"if it is my duty than I must sacrifice myself to the dark lords"
David"*starts snarfeling laurel*"