grepped

some information you found when you're exhaustively searching through massive amounts of data for something that is seemingly useful, yet it ends up being meaningless in the long run.

i've been grepped looking for the duke nukem sequel.

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Bunsen Burning

Verb, To engage in anal sex with icy hot

Last night, Mary and I had the best bunsen burning sex ever

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Bunsen Butter

The lubricant used to have anal sex. Unlike most, this lubricant is edible and tastes great. Bunsen butter light is low in trans fatty acids, calories, and is part of a well balanced diet.

Bunsen butter is the only lubricant my wife and I can eat and have hours of lubricated anal sex with.

A healthy low carb alternative is "I can't believe it's not bunsen butter light"

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