Porno name

The screen name that one would use when "acting" in a pornographic feature. A porno name is derived by using the name of your first childhood pet as your first name, and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name.

My Porno name is Fuzzy Hemlock, as Fuzzy was my first pet's name, and I grew up on Hemlock road.

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taintbrush

noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.

While I was "eating at the Y", my taintbrush drove her crazy!

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pornloader

noun - the layman's word for a computer with an internet connection. Appropriate only when describing a computer used duting an internet experience, because porn is all there really is on the `net

"I didn't get any work done today because I spent 3 hours staring at my pornloader!"

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