gay bomb

An informal name for a theoretical non-lethal chemical weapon, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing.

A strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behaviour". The aphrodisiac weapon was described as "distasteful but completely non-lethal".

An enemy uprising was curbed yesterday in the Middle East when the US dropped the Gay Bomb on insurgent troops, who promptly had a dance party and then got together for crab bisque and watched Brokeback Mountain.

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