Mexican Zeus

Luke Evans as Zeus in the movie 'Immortals'

They put way too much spray tan on that man for the movie. Instead of coming off as a Greek god, he looked like he took in way too much Mexican sun. He's still hot doe.

Mason- Wait? Is he supposed to be Zeus?
Charlie- Yeah man!

Mason- Isn't Zeus Greek?
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Are you sure?

Charlie- Well, maybe this one's Mexican!

Mason- Well, whatever. Mexican Zeus is still hot!

Charlie- Yeah... wait- what??
(Mason looks around to make sure nobody caught what he said)

L'eau de doucherie

Self-explanatory- smells like an asshole or douchebag.

L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche bag + random French word cherie)

Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"

Trump weave

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head

... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??