Pharoah

Verb. To lead of group of stupid pedestrians into the middle of the car-filled busy road only to get stuck between lanes halfway and stranded. Older versions of this phenomenon include the Egyptians being forced in to the parted Red Sea by the pharoah, only to be drowned by the wrath of Moses, the Jewish God of the Sea a.k.a. Neptune.

That Pharoah just pharoahed the shit out of those Egyptians. -OR- That drunken retard just led us out into the middle of the highway and a car ran over Eric. He just got totally pharoahed.

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