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A cum covered penis still hard and throbbing. Usually fresh out of another man's anus, hence the warmth.
"Oh damn dude, that was the best Hot Sauce Dill I've ever had."
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A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.
Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.
A place where someone who is not you lives.
Leave his stead! It's not yours!
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A non-toxic splattering substance. A splatter from the habitual gorgan family. Unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it's own will. They usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on Madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.
Oh man! My gorgan splattered everywhere!
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One time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a king. He did bad things. He was a crooked king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
Sir Cumsized once humiliated me in public at the local tavern.
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When you tonsil your own droppings too the extreme fifth power. Eventually it will lead to post mortem flatulence. Sometimes hot, sometimes a curtain rod in your anus! Main thing is it will never block the pants from the pot hole, and that is important for the fact it has to saturate ponce.UNIT YOU SILLY READER!
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Band that plays at dan's house.
April 25th - 15 dollar entry fee - Free Beverages!
Come frech!
Give you the shaft! Yeah, you!
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