lurd

n. (lûrd)

1. Derives from the fusion of the two words "liquid" and "turd;" excrement that expels from the anus not in the usual solid form but as a continuous, sometimes lighting-quick, fluid, filling the toilet bowl or possibly coating the rim of the toilet bowl as if being shot from a paint cannon.

2. A contemptible person, whose guts and blood you would like to see splatter from his or her body like "liquid terd" from an anus.

3. In hick speak, a "loud kid" or someone who does not know how to be quiet or subtle with any normal day-to-day activity, such as eating, moving a table, talking on the phone, or putting away dishes.

"I just spilled a bigtime lurd in that toilet that it rocketed out of my butthole, and my buttcheeks were coated with its spray."

"I can't believe he would rat me out like that, I could just kill that lurd."

"Can he do anything without making such a racket?" "No, cause he's a lurd."

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