Tend To The Axe Wound

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

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Cashmeousside

To catch somebody outdoors and cause bodily harm to them. Referenced from a 2016 Dr. Phil episode where a white teenager speaks street slang to the audience threatening them. " Cash me ousside, Howbow dah!"

The dude kept on trying me so I told him "cashmeousside, howbow dah!"

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