Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.

Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"

Corona Carino

When one mixes honey in there Corona or beer. Honey in spanish can be said in two different ways. Miel and carino are both translations of Honey.

The bartender asks "What drink would you like?" The patron replies "I would like a Corona Carino."

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