anis

Aggravated Nipple Syndrome or ANIS. Unusually over-used nipples. Symptoms include chafing, chapping, and the occasional pustule. Some rare cases of ANIS have left the victim's nipples in an aroused state for months and are sometimes accompanied by a yellowish discharge with a pungent odor that has been compared to rotting fish. ANIS can cause elevated stress levels that typically cause the sufferer to flail their arms about in a pathetic attempt to scare the person or persons responsible for the onset of ANIS.

Barry has been fingering Bork's nipples so much it looks like he took a cheese grater to them, he definitely has ANIS.

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wankathon

A competition to see who, out of a group of people, can wank for longer.

"She'll win the wankathon. She can wank for longer than anyone!"

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Marijuana

(DONT DO DRUGS) Save It For Me

I JuSt GoT DoNe SmOkIn A FaT AsS BlUnT YaH YaH

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Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP

I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.

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