Simon

A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.

Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.

Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?

Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.

Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!

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Ani

A cruel project manager and Jira evangelist.

-- Damn man, I don't want to go to scrum today, the project manager is going to pick on me again.

-- Yeah, she is such an Ani.

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