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The Yeshiva League is the elite jewish high school circle in the tri-state area. If you are in the yeshiva league, you are automatically cool and all of your friends who live in Florida are jealous. Your purim parties are the littiest and everyone wants to hit your dope blue juul because it's holy and has been passed around the entire league. If you havenât been added to Mr. Worldwides custom you are officially a failure to your entire family, you will be excommunicated by your community, and your juul will hate you. You spend your whole life waiting to experience the wonders and magic of Beach St, Englewood in simchat Torah where you will make the connections that will help your career as a yehsiva leaguer and find your roommates for yeshiva/sem too. If you are in the yeshiva league, your sports teams suck but no one has the balls to tell, you so there are still tournaments all across America for you. You low key hate yourself but you sleep well at night knowing that HaShem loves you.
Moshe: Yooo I got with this girl Sarah and I'm so cool now!
David: Bro doesn't matter she ain't in the yeshiva league.
Rebecca: hey guys letâs hit up Chickies tonight!
Julia: nahhh The yeshiva league decided that central avenue is where Theyâre convening tonight.
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Maayan is the most beautiful girl on this planet. Probably in the universe. All the guys want Maayan and the girls want to be her. She is the smartest girl in school and when she walks down the hall, it's like the scene in mean girls- but it's the opposite because she's the nicest girl in school.
Girl: why is everyone turning around?
Guy: because Maayan just walked in!!
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