cock

a large animal which inhabits mens pants sometimes hairy with one eye.

cricky... look at that cock

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Sharnacle

The crust that clings to your ass when you shart, much like barnacles that attach to the bottom of a boat. Shart + Barnacle = Sharnacle

Dude, did you just shart? You better go scrape the sharnacles off your ass.