big shocker

two in the blood, one in the mud

two in the prize, one in the shize

two in the cat, one in the rat

two in the gap, one in the crap

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Breakfast Club

The breakfast club is a group of extremely exclusive kids doing extremely vile things who worship the number 33. 33 is not just a number, but a way of life. Consuming beverages is not just an option, but a habit. They love girls with nice curves. The rest of this secretive club is unknown. But, know this, they are all straight..

BC Member #1: Yo, are you tryin to hit this?
BC Member #2: Ofcourse..

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Barsexual

A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.

A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking.

A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.

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On A Spree

To have sex with several different women in a short period of time, usually after a long dry spell.

"Man, T-Dirty been going on a spree with them girls this week"

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Atlanta

The most liberal progressive city in the South. The seat of Black economic, cultural and political power in America. Also the birthplace of crunk music/hip hop (Lil' Jon, Usher, Yin Yang Twins, Ludacris, T.I., Bonecrusher, Outkast, Goodie Mob, etc.) Also tied with Miami for the hottest nightclubs and girls in the South. Interracial dating haven. Kinky sex mecca for conventioners.
Beautiful skyline. Almost total population migrated from somewhere else.

"Man I went to visit my cousin in Atlanta, I didn't want to leave."

"Damn dude, every rapper on TV is from ATL."

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give'er

When all else fails, when mere brute force is not enough, it is time to grit your teeth and GIVE 'ER.

GIVE 'ER can apply to anything from jamming the throttle on your big block wide-open to you and the boys putting a bit of muscle into whatever misguided task you've drunkenly committed to.

GIVE 'ER can be applied to nearly any situation where finesse is no longer a viable option.

You'll probably never get that Audi stuck in snow with those Hakkas on it, but if you really, really bottom it out on sheer ice or some s--t, I say just DROP TEH CLUTCH AND GIVE 'ER.

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scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

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