foon

A foon is an intelligent-seeming fool, plonker, or wally. Probably short for buffoon.

'ere lads, this foon sent me 'arfway cross de Pewl on account of 'is giving me the wrong omnibus number.

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Pewl

Liverpool in the local dialect.

Mates, drink up, 'eres to de Pewl and all wut lives in 'er.

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