foon

A foon is an intelligent-seeming fool, plonker, or wally. Probably short for buffoon.

'ere lads, this foon sent me 'arfway cross de Pewl on account of 'is giving me the wrong omnibus number.

Pewl

Liverpool in the local dialect.

Mates, drink up, 'eres to de Pewl and all wut lives in 'er.